A Night in the Ville
Went to Kinville with Smitty and Will To spend some money and get some thrills Walked in the door and before I could blink Some liittle lady said “BUY ME A DRINK” Was a crazy sight ,thought I’d seen it all There were women crawliin’ from wall to wall I reached in my pocket for a dollar twenty-four She said to buy my drink you gotta pay 10 more I said are you playing some kinda joke? It’s only two-fifty for a rum and coke! She said “i’m kinda’ lonely and I need a date Ten bucks a drink is the going rate. I put my cash away and I started to go Cause Willie D. said “Let a ho be a ho” I felt a little sorry for the bar girl troupe Did’nt know they’d take my ass to the hoop! Bought the girl a drink and I knew I was doomed, Ten horny squids sat across the room. Paid the bar fine and I grbbed her tit, She said buy me some dinner, and I’ll luv’ ya no shit! Stopped for Yakisoba then she said to me Drive me to the alley cause I’ve got to pee She walked down the alley and I leaned against the car Then I was attacked by the squids from the bar! Swung my tow chain and I tied em’ in knots, The girl was pissin’ but she never did squat, Looked a little closer and I knew I’d be sick, The girl didn’t squat because she had a dick! She said “come with me and we’ll make the time pass, I said ” you need a lift , shove a jack up your ass!” Pulled out her pistol said “You’re gonna be a ghost”, I shot my flame thrower and I turned her to toast! Smitty grabbed the pistol and Will just ran, Just another day in the “Land of the Hand”
When I Die
When I die bury me deep. With two crossed rifles laid beneath my feet And by my side a .45 I wear, And dont forget to pack my PT gear Because early one mornin’ around zero-five, The grounds gonna shake there’ll be thunder in the sky Don’t you get alarmed Don’t you come undone. It’s just me and Chesty Puller on a PT run.
Up From a Sub
Submitted by Mike
Out in the sky in the midddle of the night When we hit the deck we’re ready to fight. Up from a sub 60 feet below. We scuba to the surface and we’re ready to go. We’re gonna back stroke,side stroke,swim to shore. When we hit the beach we’re ready for war. Chorus: Singing Hoo-yah Hoo-ya Hey! Ho-yah Running day! Singning Hoo-Yah Hoo-ya Hey! Just another PT day Well Chief caught a round right between the eyes, and corpsman thought for sure that the Chief would die. But chief stood up straight as any man and killed four commies in hand to hand. Well twenty seconds later there was not a sound, and fifty dead Commies were lying around. Chorus Now Superman may be the man of steel, but he aint no match for a Navy SEAL. Now Chief and sup they got in a fight. Chief hit him in the head with some cryptonite. Sup fell down on his knees in pain. now the chiefs dating Louis Lane. Chorus Well I’ve got a dog and his name is blue. And blue wants to be a SEAL too… So I bought him a mask and four little fins. I took him too the ocean and I threw his butt in. Blue came back too my suprise. With a shark in his teeth and gleem in his eyes. Chorus
A Terrible Jam in Viet Nam
Come on all of you big strong men Uncle Sam needs ya’ help again. Got himself in a terrible jam. Way down yonder in Viet Nam. So put down your books and pick up a gun We’re all gonna have a whole lotta’ fun. Come on Wall Street don’t be slow. Man this is war so go go go. There’s a lot a good money to be made. Supplin’ the army with the tools of the trade. Just hope and pray that if we drop the bomb. We go and drop it on Viet Nam. Come on generals let move fast. Your big chance is here at last. Now we can go out and get those reds. Cause’ the only good Commie is one thats dead.
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