This process
takes 3 steps:
#1 Check the Marching,
Running,
and Offensive
sections to make sure your jodie is not already there. If it is, send the
jodie with the word CADENCE-ADDITION in the subject. If you heard it
elsewhere, send CADENCE-OVERHEARD in the subject. If you made it up,
send the word CADENCE-ORIGINAL in the subject. If you have a request,
or want more information, send CADENCE-REQUEST in the subject.
If
it is a marching jodie, send it with -MARCHING in the subject. If
running, send it with -RUNNING in the subject.
So if you have an
original running jodie, you would send it like this:
CADENCE-ORIGINAL-RUNNING
Most of you guys are soldiers, so you know how to follow orders. Listen to
the instructions, People! If you don't, your Jodie might not be uploaded. I
share this account with my wife, so try to be polite.
#2 Spellcheck your jodie. Do not send in ALL CAPS. If you are from AOL,
make sure that you send your name with your e-mail.
#3 Send the Jodie. Remember, I work and I'm in the Army National Guard. It
may be some time before I can reply.
Reasons that your jodie might not be
uploaded:
• You did not send the jodie with the subject field properly filled out.
• You sent in ALL CAPS: "!!!!! HEY EVERYBODY, MY JODY REALLY ROCKS!!!!!!! IT'S KOOOOOL!"
• Your Jodie was really, really lame.
• You are from AOL or sound really, really stupid.
• You are an ROTC cadet (also
covers really, really stupid)
• I didn't like it.
• Everyone already knows the 100 variations of "C-130 Rollin down the strip...
